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Friday, September 16, 1977 Scrimshaw Page 3 See Musie and Comedy Tonight How's That Again? .. Now Thot One Week is Over: RALPH and EDMUNDS AND. ~y!te~Ya~~r~~~~gm~r:n~ne~~ David Zinck A.ny Questions? ~~r~~~oe~m~~y th":'sil~~!y,b; Although I am a senior this year, na~~a~~y c~~fUS~~~~~~~:S {~~ p.m. in Gill Gym. twas not that long ago when I she) have to work at it? RALPH is a ten man "rock or- ended my first week at Western 5) When our elections come chestra" from Scranton, Penna. Maryland. Since everyone has around, could it be that just once - Each one of the ten is talented, received enough papers, pam- the President of the class will be versatile and a musical whiz. phlets, and puzzling instructions to chosen on the basis of perfect at- Throughout their selections of hold them till Parent's Day, I tendance in IDS, rather than familiar mucls (Santana, Elton ~~~fa~~;:~~:!:~:~~:;~s~:~ looks? ~~~~a~~:~~:'~~~s !o:~)be~ column, some of the questions 6) Is it true that the questions in switch from instrument to in- ~~ or~e ~~:i:e:ue~~d~,:~~ the Study Guide never bear the strument. been: slightest resemblance to real live EDMUNDS AND CURLEY will test questions? Are :~~~u~n Farie:~!tyC~~c~~~ti~~ AND return to College, this w~)gh1It~~::~c~~g b!:.:~t~~i by m~~t~!!:'~ ;a~Wti:~ ~:~a~~ chosen textbooks 1) one comedy ~~~~n':~rto~":;e;;~; phone- Billed as the "number ~~r~:n~~:;'~~0::::£i:.~~1;'~:~i~~~~T~~;;JiiT::';i~::~::::::o:t;:ith':~!i~~~hl~~~:;'~~:~1i~:r~~i~;:'~:r::n:~:~J~o~~: first dates and into commercials 8 p.m. in the gym, warming up to Classes are just starting and complete privacy? . of books, how come I overheard with sound effects, perfect timing R:ALPH in that same location. For the year promises many fine ac- 3) How do you answer a him say he expects to trade in his an:o:r~~~a~~~n:nc~:~;:C!~ ~:~de:~ a~~ ~~!~~~:fc;::~~6~!:~~ss~~~u~n~~~~~~ ~:e~~~!O;esJ::f~:SO':JUS~h;: second Mercedes for a new performances. The night will begin card. Other tickets may be pur- concert. stupid are you?" ' Jaguar? DUEL-STO SUMMER NEWS SE 'e: m:;,~=:a:,~~'~~~t"/:~:'; finally in- and from home Whot Might Have Happened if the Summer was Extended 0 Month ::~~nf\~~o; c~:e ~~~l: h~~ Mark C. Bayer and "mean Joe Green," would casualties included 37 policemen, perform a special "Welcome- match?" Orange-juice salesperson and similarly fall under suspicion. One the two psychiatrists who Back-From-the-Heartbreak Hotel- 10) Not to be outdone, n:~ anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant, of the most controversial aspects suggested that he may not be fit to in-the-Sky" concert at the Grand wom~n, ~oo, have an an fresh from her recent victory in of the 256-page form is that it would stand trial, and author Jimmy Ole Opry and at Radio City Music question: veryone tol~ me that at Dade Country is planning a new eliminate all women's gym Breslin who was attempting to Hall an? to autograph thousands =~y~~r ~~~~ ::~~c;~~Yd=~ of series of measures in her fight teachers, thus relegating all interview some of the mob par- memonal books, records, ~ters How come the only phone call I've against employing homosexuals as physical-education activities to ticipants for an upcoming book- a?d ~atlonal Enqu~ers quickly gotten so far was from aJu y who rn~~:~~c~,:~~~~~~~~s ~~u~~~~~:rs~I?,,;~en::t~rd~~ and-~?~e:d~l. IrOniCa~y't o~: dlst~lbut~C~ft~ hl~so-C~l~d misdialed the Pizza Hut. t all teaching candidates to fill out a wanted women to play sports like ::u~~~I~f ~o;~em~~, all o~ =~~d Elvis' ~:eath"q~~ ~ I hope some of these h~ve be,Cn i:~.~ series of complex forms inquiring men, He would've given them the whom gave themselves away after publicity stunt to perk' up your t~~gh~·ll::a~:;~~ as to "possible deviate predilec- same equipment." the murder by parking illegally, dim.inishing record sa.les: having ~~: ·fO~~~~istance on this ar- tions." Among men, such may also not be mentally com- b~ned on~ o.f. the King s many tide. An extra special thank you "predilections" would include "Son of Sam" suspect David petent to defend themselves. "Ask rughtclub Imitators Instead. Un- goes to Steve Hess. Next week, I'll watching Mary Tyler Moore- Berkowitz was literally torn to anyone of them, they' all give the fortunatel~, early reports show be back telling you "You Know produced TV shows, drinking beer pieces by an angry mob consisting same answer," one doctor com- that the trick has somewhat back- y Lov L·f 's in Bad Shape :~t~~ ar:~~' fnnds~~~~!r~a!~: ~or::~r,:~:~~~~ t~~=gh N~: ~e~~~~h~~~a~~ies told us to do ~e:~:h~~~e~y ~~J~e~v~! ~~: e ." ~e you then. dead now want their money back. ReOrner~ "cute," while women who ...favor police barricade protecting him as records after he was believed to be reading James Dickey's he was being transported for The repercussions of this Deliverance, driving elaborate further mental-health tests. In summer's blackout in New York Looks like the 42-year-old singer is Returns vans, and using words such as addition to some of the weaker City are still being felt. Soon-tOobe- one whom RCA would like to "ratchet wrench," "gearshift," members of the crowd, other deposed Mayor Abraham Beame, "return to sender"! He". Wee. in his is attempting What's Happening in Concert for example, to push a bill forward days last which will force all of the blackout crossword puzzle CAPITAL CENTRE looters to remunerate him for Hean 10112 income lost for the next mayoral Rod Stewart 10/15 term, wnich Heame feels that their Alabama ,~. Idaho ACROSS DOWN CELLAR DOOR actions have cost him. Much more 1 Combining I Alley Calilorn", Kansa. to the future of New important fOfm:.ight Livingston Tay/or 9/16 York, however. is the human- :~~thOU9h1 2 0';(linIl4. ~:::~. 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