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CONTRAST 1989

  Whoever said that it's better to have a cat than a
  man had a point:

           1. cats don't hog the bed.
           2. cats don't rate you.
           3. you can always throw a cat out and
           he'll still come back.
           4. loving a cat is so much easier than
           loving a man- there's no sex, no
           relatives. no obnoxious friends. and no
           lies.
           5. cat hair doesn't get caught in the
            drams,
           6. cats love big laps.

                   And if that's not enough. cats don't
                   talk, and they purr better.
                   So why do women still want men?

                                                By Amy Vodraska

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