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First Ta.: E. SnodgraMl, D. Down •• C. Treheme, L Berry, C. Yingling, M. WilkinllOn, J. Black, M. Torovlky, N. Pugh, K. Kauffman. TIIi,., ,_: S. )b.ube_ K. Elliott, A. McGrew, A. Bailer, J. Elicker, K. Powers, J. Shedd, B. Zimmerman, J. Ferguson, D. Attridge, E. Malone, D. Greenlee, ~~S~'rm~~~Ivl;i~~I;~:nS.~ia~~~;C\~~~~~t'~aik.Cu~ C. C,~y. Suond fOIll: A. Franz, J. Beach, D. Hare, S. Hedrick, P. Pule, P. Shamberger, V. Sohn. L. Showf', n. I-If'drick, B. B)·f'n., K. Kallrkr, N. F. Howanl, S. Filbert, C. Wilkie, A. Cooney, K. Lathrop. L Browning, P. Browne, J. JOI1e1, L Flinner, J. Frana, J. Ra),llf'r, K. Labnan. "Through All Eternity .. " Dear Hugh Hefner, We would like to offer a few suggestions which we think would increase the circulation of your magazine. There are Filbie, Dotty, and p~iha many girls in our sorority in whom your readers would be interested. For instance: our dedicated student teachers Pat, Lamoop, No-No, Snod, and Debbie; Barbe, our Best- Dressed Coed; Mother Jane and her Pepto-Bismol ; Little Wilk, who finally got her ring; Mase, the brain behind the Coldbug: Robbie the janitor; "frosty" Andy; Jacque and Lynn, who terrorized the pledges; the "Hungry Mothers," who thrilled the dining hall with their singing ad for the Open Party. Gail, Duby, and Orph, our sexy majorettes; Janie, our personal war correspondent; Zimmie, the purple and white segment of the FAC; Inky and the dress she almost didn't get into for the Formal; Fergie. who under pressure, finally got her ears pierced; and, of course, the celebrated Lady Godiva, For your science fiction department, we enclose an ar- ticle entitled, "The Night the Purple Lizard Invaded David ~ House." Since your magazine is famous for its cocktail , ideas, we send the recipe for our famous (and lethal) Phi Alph Punch. We also send pictures of our ravishingly Mu beautiful pledges. Now you can see why the Purple Cows are High on the Hill. Sincerely, The Phi Alphs 128