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!fllll/(Jf Class Mark Twain once wrote a story entitled "The bounced grncefclly into dramatics, the playing Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County." field, concrete religious affirmutious, the GOLD The plot of this story centers around the lamed BUG, and non-political parties at Frock's. The greeJi haunches of a certain arnpbihian christened final shakedown came with Junior plays, Junior Dan'I, who was entered in a jumping contest with follies, 1956 ALOHA staff, lind the highest posts a common marsh frog. The champion, unbe- in SGA, SCA, and other campus organizations. kuowust to his master, was filled to the chin with quail shot. \Vhen his big moment carne, Dan'l Tn the unfinished process somebody probably was unable to budge one inch. lost more than forty dollars 011 us, but when we began concentrating in our major fields, those Consequently, Brother Leonidns, owner of the dollars seemed less important. Fathers murmured celebrated jumping frog, lost forty dollars and through poorhouse bars: "I've made it through three of the Ten Commandments, but when he thrce years-guess one more can't be too much inverted Dan'l, he gained a "double handful of worse." And tired mothers strapped up more shot." butteredlaundry boxes. MORAL: After three years of being weighted down with required courses unci extra-curricular Thanks to three years' "edcrcation" in the back initiations, we frogs of '56 are beginning to he our better "p'Ints" are ready to be next "inverted." Early in the fall, the shot poured its seniors, weight on new sorority and fraternity pledges, The shot has been removed.