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When a dentist lances an abscess the patient generally gets the point! "The bigger they are. the harder they fall," said the patient as his over- extended upper plat!' dropped out. "Lo, Brow." "Hi, Hat." -A1InapolisLog. Jean: "What's the point in calling your friend 'Hesperus' all the time?" Marian: "'Cause I always have to ride in that wreck of his." "Those are hard lines," said the dentist as he attempted to restore the bootlegger's facial contour, He: "Gave my dogs an airing yesterday," She: . How come?" He: 'Doc Crider took both my canines out." "Why don't you advertise?" "l t's no use It ruins my business" "Ruins your business? How?" "r tried it last year and the people nearly bought everything 1 had,
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