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we're all supposed to be up on etiquette, but here's one that floored even Tom Martin. In case of an automobile wreck, should the man pre- cede the lady through the windshield? He: "B'Iieve me, she's some girl. I think I'U go out for football so's 1 can keep up with her." N'other he: "Why not go out foJ' track?" "The trouble with you is that you're spoiled." "No, that's the perfume you gave me." "What is the secret of success "" asked the World. "Push," said the Button. "Take pains," said the Window. "Always keep cool," said the Ice. "Be up to date," said the Calendar. "Never lose your head," said the Barrel. "Make it snappy," said the Elastic. "Do a driving business," said the Hammer. "Aspire to greater things," said the Nutmeg. "Find a good thing and stick to it," said the Glue. Sullivan: "This course is getting so bad now a fellow has to use his brains." Dr. Shenton: "My! My! What are you going to do now?" :o®~ ';;dt~;;::-~~l ~ -~ <{l,"\";l Prof: "Have you read Beowulf?" Soph : "No, J don't like animal stories." Art: "My gil'! is so little she iust comes to my shoulder." Pudd : "Ha! Mine comes to my arms.