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lf all the world were apple pie, And all the sea were ink, And all the trees were bread and cheese, What should we have for drink? But Alice Freeny solved this problem, Of drinking there's no stop Since the day that she invented A new synthetic pop 1 Sing a song of cutlery. The surgeon now we meet: The famous Dr. Goodhand. Skillful and discreet. Twinkle. twinkle, little star, At last I've found out who you arc: Kitty Bryan is your name, And you've attained dramatic fame. Helen Butler and Dot Mellott, So the story books read Opened the Green and Gold Parrott Inn: 'Tis a wonderful success, indeed! My dears. do you know How a long time ago Two girls left their college, their heads full of knowledge. To climb the steep ladder of fame? They got to the top, With nary a stap- The Gold Dust Twins is their name. For pictures they pose, And more we'll disclose- At art exhibitions we see these two "Tiria ns. The models of portrait fame: Take off your bat, To Laura and Pat- The Gold Dust Twins is their name. O"e H""d'-ed /i."!c"""