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Helen Baker met a Quaker Going to the fair; Said Helen Baker to the Quaker, "Won't you read my ware? "I write fiction-c-Ob, what diction: Just you read this book! Said the Quaker to Helen Baker, "It has a risque look!" , Walk into my parlor," said Bloom to Elsie Held, "It is the finest beauty parlor ever you beheld; r am the owner, manager, and director, too-- My patronage is very large-but what can I do for you?" "L've just been made the manager of Hutzler's, Elsie said, "And I want to look my very. best, from my feet up to my head," When the task was finished, Elsie started on her way With a "Good-bye, Miss Bloom Hildebrand, I'll call another day," Merry, merry Meridith, Have you any cash? , Yes. sir, indeed, sir- But I'm not rash: Some's for my very self The rest for my wife. I've not been a millionaire All of my life!" "What is your name, my pretty maid?" "My name's Louise Baus. kind sir," she said. "What do you do, my pretty maid?" . I'm an aviatrix. kind sir," she said. "Where are you going, my pretty maid?" "I'm going a-flying, kind sir," she said. "May I go with you. my pretty maid?" "If your life is insured, kind sir," she said. Thomas Reed, Thomas Reed. Where are you resident? "My home is in Washington, Where I help the President." Thomas Reed, Thomas Reed, What is your function? "I am a senator, Famed for my unction' Onc Hundred Twelve