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For little Miss Josie's life is all rosy, A chemist now is she: She measures and mixes, Arranges and fixes, And all quite merrily. The General Conference of Maryland, Of the sect that's called M. P., Has Dr. Woodward as its president, No orhcr one than her Kay Johnston, Kay Johnston, Where have you been? "I've been to London To visit the Queen. While I was in London I got in a fix, They made me poet-laureate To write limericks!" Prcnchie is certainly sagacious. When it comes to books-good gracious! She'Il be congressional librarian, Till she's an octogenarian- This prophecy isn't fallacious. Here is the bishop all shaven and shorn. Who wonderful! y well does his office adorn; Stone is his name- Of Episcopal fame, The robes of the bishop by him ace well worn. Oh. Maybelle went to market And Maybelle stayed at home: And .Mavbellc cooked roast beef, And Maybelle cooked sea foam ; Her name's no longer Rinehart- She's another in its place; For she gave away her heart, And entered the marriage race. 1 saw a ship a-sailing, A-sailing on the sea; And on it was an actress, The well-known Ruth Schlincke. She was on her way to Europe, To win some more acclaim; An actress of the highest type, Who well deserved her fame. One HumlYfd Si.o