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TflERSITES.- I'm afraid to speak to him, For perhaps he'd douse my glim If 1 told him of om- failure 'spite of our advent'rous vim. Anell know that the Swoboda system could not make me fit 1'0 resist; if he should hit I am sure 1 would be it, And the prospect docs not please 111ea solitary bit. AJAx.- l I yriu fed on Grape Nuts and Shredded Wheat, you'd have more sand- O Uneedajinger Wayfcr or you'll fall behind the band. Tam brave, but you must tell him; he'd prefer the news from _YOU. Drink some Postum Coffee,too, And, I say, don't be so blue, Agamemnon will not slay you, though 1 don't know what he'll do. CHORUS.- Much we dread the raging mind or a hero so inclined To be strenuous as Agamemnon. And if we should find Some way out or this dilemma we would not be quite so blue. But we don't know what to do- Reader, we appeal to yOll: If you were so fine a Faculty, what course would you pursue? - - 174· - -