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-Che College Commandments. " ,. ,. ND the President spa.ke all these words, saying: "I am thy loving father which hath come out of the land of the 'Eastern Shore' to thee, my dear children." I. Thou shalt prefer this kindergarten to all others. II. Tholl shalt take off thy hat when thou meetest his Satanic Majesty, "Doc," even if he does pass thee with unseeing eyes. Ill. Thou shalt not receive, send, or pass notes if thou art likely to be caught. If thou art caught thou shalt be called to "Doc's" office, where thou shalt be made to see how unwise it is to be caught. IV. Remember the Sabbath day to hook church; six days shalt thou loaf on the door steps, but the seventh day thou shalt loaf in bed, where the "Profs." may not see thee, and on Monday morning, with a clear conscience, thou shalt answer "both." V. Write long and loving letters to thy parents, that thou mayest re- ceive many bank checks from home. V1. Thall shalt learn to ride well in all thy studies. VII. Thou shalt not flirt, but shalt follow the illustrious example of the Dean. VUI. Thou shalt not put pigs in Dr. Turner's room. IX. Thou shalt not break into the pantry, for thou wilt find nothing. X. Thou shalt not covet any Senior's "mortar board," nor his dignity, nor his" strikes," nor anything that is a Senior's. --+ 197 +-