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There Sure Are a Lot of
Moustaches in Westminster
Max Robinson
As I walked briskly through town, the scent of autumn high in the air,
I found myself suddenly witness to the Many Moustaches of Main Street!
From the Hairiest Handlebars to the Puniest Pencils!
From the Wildest of Walruses to the Grandest of Goatees!
Gosh, would you look! That lady is even sporting a 'Stash!
Just a little one, mind you, but never the less!
All around me, a Wonderful World of Whiskers!
And then, without warning, it was gone.
That grand parade of facial hair was over,
Leaving me somber, silent, and almost certainly envious
Of those Gallant Gents and their Majestic Moustaches!
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