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put Another aWard to the woman at the Eckhardt tma1.ln:k1-bSackkirtwho
down hippies while she adjusted the hem of her

against her bright green tights. more than

you will"Hekrneo'ws." to you Mrs. RObinson, Jesus loves you

I spent twenty minutes the other day watch1ng a om
AN"W. a cockroach
NEoAwT AwhaWtHOdLoE GyOoUDDAtNhNinkROoLfL OthIatt?oilet paper in the b thJio •

Bagging i. really cOOl. And wet. Did you hear ~ebnotudtterasntdheto
guy who was nearly pinned? He was attaching his Greek
her well-lilled sweater when he heard a Iaint hissing sou

was last seen drOPPing a water bag. Wow.

Barney R'"c"e, Barney R.ce, brave courageous and bolmdo,ke
Wheopehadyoua dliadcnr'Otssegogabmreokea.nd the grill smelled of s

It -ight interest someone to know that the aShtra~nW~he
presented to General Walt was IOund that Same aIternoon ~?) who

green room by a IIUstachioedperspiring intellectual (What hap-
pgeanveedi hterbeactkhaSto dtahya.t tOhKe General would long reae_ber wba

class A GOOd American Award to Mr. Powell who repute 0YIStoalwdanth.iS
!hat those who questioned General Walt were p~rtdl
jcuosmtmunac•c•otrcdoinnsgPitroacjyu.sticWee. want all the things you l.bera f

"Justice.

hundred Years.tI That has meant Just us ~ over one
Wh1"te ~olks for

Oan~y Gant "olation

Who was arested for cu~ few eoV1ple 0it t"

while trying to keep h1s ltimore riO
the streets during the Sa

A Green NUrd Award from the acadeaic coamunity of Maryland
to Our moat articUlate excuse for a governor.

•••••••••••••••••••••••••• ent.

I walked down Bolton Str.eet and I watched her enter Oft.heheMaraparhryetlamarntd.
canvas under her ara. And a defIodil in the lapel
TsohmeenwhIerbee)ga•n bitchbiking back to Westminster (that's .n

and So you see, I have come to doubt

all that I once held as true. truth

II ksntoawnd isaloynoeu. without beliefs, the only

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you Iound it reVolting, read Reader's Digest; if
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