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It Ain't Easy Bein' Green: An Exclusive Interview with Greenman

                                                                                              wore it to basketball games at    player, got across; and jumped across a second fence.
                                                                                                     I got the crowd pumped     Then, I ran immediately into-the tennis courts- not
                                                                                                                                into them, but into them. i hit the fence, After that, 1
                                                                                             I ran around the court, and just   decided I needed to get out of there and I ran toward
                                                                                             general mascot-y things. .         what I believe to be the golf course (because I can't see'
                                                                                                                                anything in that suit).
                                                                                               I brought it to McDaniel, but
                                                                                               only worn it once before,                   After I made it what I considered to be a'
                                                                                          was actually on the Weather           decent distance away,I stopped to take a breather. An
                                                                                        ,"",U,<lUUu briefly, shaking President  ROTC individual came over and shook my hand as I
                                                                                                                                took off my suit. ... and the field officials were right .
                                                                                                  hand and showing him my       behind him With Campus Safety. I was escorted home.
                                                                                        swagger. .U.H'•.LJ'~LU~L                What went through your mind as you ran across the
                                                                                                                                field?
                                                                                               did you run out onto the
                                                                                                                                Honestly, that this is tl~estupidest and the best
                                                                                               I ran out on the field because
                                                                                          felt we really needed a boost that    thing I've ever done. I hope I don't get tackled. I hope I

                                                                                                We were losing, I believe,      don't get caught. Go McDaniel.  '
                                                                                               at the time I ran out. I was
 SARAH HULL                                                                                     to run out at half-time, but    Will we be seeing more Greenman around campus?
 Staff Reporter                                                                           felt like there was too much of a
                                                                                              There was too much 'time and                That is a good question. It depends on a few
 Anyone who attended Saturday night's football ga~e           it wouldn't have had much of ~ effect. I ran out to               things, like if the school decides to take any disciplinary
 against Catholic knows about the unexpected surpnse          boost the school spirit and, I guess, to make a specta-
'at the very beginning of the fourth quarter: someone         cle of the night game. They scored a touchdown right              action, The great thing about Greenman is that he's a
 clad in a tight, neon green full-body lycra suit took to     after.
,the field. The student, whose chest bore a large "M" in      Walk us through the actual process of running out.                symbol; anyone can put on that suit, and anyone can be
 Sharpie, drew immediate attention from the crowd as                    Well, I put on the suit sometime around the
he bounded past confused players beneath the lights.          eight minute mark of the third quarter. I milled around           Greenman. We are all Gree~man. We are all McDaniel.
The Free Press was granted an interview with the              for a bit, talked to some people; some people asked               But for real, he'll probably be back.
"Greenman," an unnamed McDaniel junior, in hopes                                                                                #freegreenman
of understanding the motivation behind the daring
mid-game dash.                                                "This is the stupidest

What are the origins of the "Greenman"? Why wear              and the best thing I've
the suit to begin with?
                                                                      ever done."                                               LAUREN MURRAY
           I guess it all started with the show "It's Always                                                                       Editor-in-Chief
Sunny in Philadelphia." If you've seen any of the epi-        who I was and I said, "no comment." Around seven
sodes where they go tailgating; Charlie puts on a green       seconds before the end of the third quarter, I crept              AMBER SLATER         ANNIE BROWN
lycra full-body suit and dances around in it.                 away from the crowd and made my way to the left side              News Editor             Features Editor
I bought it during my sophomore year of high school           of the field.
                                                                                                                                BEN SHOUDY          KELSEY MANNIX
                   +                                                     I then started charging for the field, hit an          Commentary Editor          Sports Editor
                                                              initial fence, and fell over in front of a Campus Safety
                                                              officer, who asked if I was okay and helped II?-eup.              CASSIE BERUBE      MEGHAN SCHAT
                                                              Then, I just went for it! I hopped the first fence, sped          Copy Editor                   Web Edito
                                                              out' across the field, juked out an' opposing football
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