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GREEN TERROR BillByrne's Mind Boggling Confession - A Crossroads Exclusive! So what if the Green Terror's friend on Pennsylvania A venue At first it bothered me when my cheering looks olot like Bruce consented to the use of her home suspicious friends needled me Springsteen in concert? as the Terror's secret lair. he would about the Terror's identity. But I Granted, my brother's artistic have lost his mystery long ago. soon realised that if I was going to talents are strangely unique. And I can't explain what prompted try to put something like this over he has helped me out with a me to undertake this adventure. I on my friends. I was going to have cartoon or aT-shirt on occasion. noticed during my Freshman year to expect .some good natured But this might also be attributed to that WMC lacked an appropriate teasing. The only thing that coincidence. mascot, and I knew that my bothered me was when people And just because I was brother Connell would be able to referee to the Green Terror as conspicuously absent from three create one. The construction of being 'skinny' years of home football games and the creature's Cellu-Clay head There is no doubt about it, various other athletic events is no was a summer long project I being the Green Terror was great reason to accuse me. Who watched with growing fun. Sending little klddles wouldn't believe that a true eeon excitement. Once the outfit was screaming for their parents and nurd was above spending every completed, I wondered how I posing for pictures with pretty Saturday afternoon in the library? should go about introducing my coeds is an enjoyable way to pass All in all, I will admit that this new friend. I decided to keep his Saturday afternoons. This letter is evidence is incriminating. identity a secret for many reasons. sort of an announcement that this Incriminating. yes, but not I hoped that the Terror's Green Terror and his creator have conclusive, My accusers have. up anonymity would give everyone a officially retired. They will be put in until this time, locked two things. unique way of relating to him. I moth bolls except for an They have no body or motive. tried to keep everyone guessing occasional Halloween party or Before passing judgement on so which one of their friends was class reunion. There won't be any serious a charge as the identity of lurking behind those silvery eyes. Help Wanted: Green Terror the Green Terror, these questions With no previous experience as a advertisements appearing in the must be answered. cheerleader to draw on, I was a Carroll County Times this fall. but The Terror costume is not the little concerned that people might the position will be open. No kind of thing that I could hide think "it's a great costume, but previous experience is necessary. under the bed or in a bottom that guy inside has got to go!" but applicants will have to furnish dresser drawer. In this part of the You might call my secret identity their own costumes. Good Luck! a form of job security. conspiracy I needed an accomplice. Had not a good n.