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NEWS A reporter of the Jayvi!l e News recently interviewed J. Jones, who claimed that his tulip seeds came up the day after he planted them It seems that this phenomenal success may be attributed to a visit paid his garden by his neigh- bor's chickens Would you like to belong to the wealthy clases? No: Only one of them Mr. Prouse "is there any difference between a fort and a fortress?" Bilker: '" should imagine a fortress would be harder to silence." Professor: "These aren't my own figures I'm quoting. They're the fig- ures of a man who knows what he's talking about!" Lived here all your life? Don't know, haven't died yet. Speaker \at d,inner of club): "Gentlemen. did you ever stop to think? I ask you again. did you ever stop to think?" Stewed (tired and sleepy): "Did YOli ever think to _stop?" May I kiss you? Heavens! Another amateur! Am,atrur !:~nte[: '.'Wha~ is. the name of the _species [ just shot?" GUIde: I ve been mvestrga nng and he says hIS name is Smith.': Two II,,,,(/red 'I'I,;rtv_";""