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GEORGE ALFRED HELWIG "AI" o Malhemat'ics [j o \~rEsnIINSTER, MARYL.-\NO Westrll'l:ns/er High. School Irving Literary Society; Lion Tamers Club; Biology Club; Assistant Business Manager ALOHA; 1st Lieutenant R. O. T. c.; Norment Speech Contest, '23, '24. Such popularity must be deserved. HE insidious thing about IT (see picture above) is that -4 out of 5 like IT, or, better yet, 5 out of 5 like IT. IT is a he-man from the East End of Westminster. IT entered Western Maryland College in the one thousand nine hundred and twenty second year of our Lord with many ideals and a fervent desire to improve IT's knowledge. IT gra uateel in the year of OUf Lord the one thousand nine hundred and twenty- sixth with the following knowledge gained: (Censored). During these four years IT has conducted itself as a "liver" in the Plastic Age should. The only classes that [1' missed voluntarily were "chapel." IT was not alone in this delinquency. In addition to being a graduate of \~Iestern Maryland College, IT is also a student of the theatre-that is the modern theatre. In other words, IT spends a good deal of IT's leisure time in inspect- ing the offerings of the legitimate stage in the nearby town of Baltimore. Psycho-analysis reveals the fact that IT is addicted with "Tbeatreiris," and the only cure is for IT to go to the theatre. We can therefore understand IT's interest in the modern stage. In closing (and we must close), we shall close by saying that IT was a successful student, scholastically and socially, and is well liked by all.