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The Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1904. E,. the Class of 1904, being of sounder minds than when we entered these halls of learning, do hereby be- queath all our property, both real and personal, as follows! To the three remaining classes, all our interest in that syndicate controlling the student body, the council. It is the only one of its kind that, with a capital basis, still labors with the masses under it. To 1905, for private and personal use, such of our unlisted securities as lie in the hands of the faculty, to witness! One hundred shares of "Pull." The value of this stock is generally overrated, and its market value fluctuates. Five hundred shares of general approval and one hundred shares of mutual forgiveness, preferred. To 1905 also, five hundred shares of Hot Air, common, to add to what they already possess of that commodity. This has been one of our most lucrative holdings, its dividends being unfailing, and its value always above par. To the same heirs, shall be given all our holdings in the College Monthly. Its assets will exceed its liabilities provided they can be collected. To 1905, perforce, we give our rights in a certain watered stock called, Front Seats in Chapel. To 1906 we give l,OOO shares of Mutual Alliance to be held in trust for 1908. To the new{?) athletic field we give ten government bonds. To 1905, to encourage their manifest and praiseworthy interest in Psychology, we bequeath all our philosophy books, with apologies for their worn condition, our favorite easy chair, from whose soft depths we have familiarized ourselves with the problems of housing the poor. Our parting advice is to treat it gently-lest like other easy chairs of our experience its comforts vanish through examination. 203