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The Senior Girls' Menu:- Breakfast:-Conversation. Luncheon:-Conversa tion, Dinner:-Conversa tion. A. K. O. B:-A letter the main object of which is to be invisible to the teachers. A Quaker Meeting:-At meals, where the Senior girls waits patiently for the spirit to move some one of her seven boys to speak. Senior Hall:-Situated on 3d floor (above everyone else). Junior Halle=-Can generally be located by the screams of Flinch! Flinch! issuing from behind their doors. Sophomore Hall:-That part of Smith Hall where all the noise is. Freshman Hall:-Too insignificant to be located. Missed lead pencils belonging to Senior girls may be found in Miss Love's room. Shakin' Jimmie:-One of W. M. C.'s famous desserts, too complex to be described. Shadow Soup:-The Menu for Luncheon, especially on Mondays and Saturdays. Consisting of water with two or three pieces of potato in it. A club to prohibit the use of slang in the college. Sloan and Sheridan. Parlor:-Indirectlyaffects Monday's recitations as thewhole of Saturday is taken up in preparing for it. For the girls, it necessitates many trips to the trunk hall, a search in magazines for witty sayings, an hour spent on the path after-each meal smiling at several boys to ward against "getting stuck," in Parlor. For the boys it necessitates hours pressing out trousers, and a great deal of practice on the last fashion of combing the hair. If my dog, "Zut," can charm a squirrel, what will it take to charm a dog (Hunt-d)? Ans.-Love. L'Haute Socitie:-An organization composed of three members, Mademoiseles Horsey, Sheridan and Love. Meets any time from JO.30to LOO o'clock to discuss O-rat-ory, e-ped-emics and like topics of the hour. "Parlez vous en Francais tout l'heure." Motto:-"Eat, drink and be merry, for to-morrow Ye die!" 198