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The GoJd Bug, Apr. 21, 1967 3 Aggressors Capture Outstanding Personalities Enter Faulty Workmanship on Apollo Space Missile General Robinson Co . . f SGA EI f F'riday, April La, 1967 mpetltlOn or ec Ions Indicates Lowered Standards on Many Levels ab~~~hC::;:l~ ~~~~:i:-:;g:::' Well, h~~eJ;tlsW:~I~~e end of ~~ ~knedr;~Odsh:ot~SO,f~:m~~~; by Dr. Jean Kerschner founded to protect workers from the integrity of the intimate, the sor . forc~s under Gen. James the year again, Springtime' ~1~:eMc:~~~at~I~~~u~~r~~~r~o~~ ga~~~ r~~e~~efi't~~flobYfi~~v~~~t~;: ~:~luZ~c~Xh~;t~~:\~~!e~~ ~:;::!;d, o~hecr~f~:m~~;h~:~ al:d Robmso~ s command suffer~d Spring la, here, got how to read and write, he killed three astronauts In their the excesses It was supposed to the preservation of the familiar, the ultimate loss when the;r B"ng8 good cheer, rorrnsea to take good notes I capsule show an unfortunate combat Pride In accomplish; of the humorous and the. beautt, fear~ess leader fell to Holder S Rob17!$ ch1rp, !nyway BOCK' Itrend that IS affecting many ment has been sacriflced on the fu l stood m more massive con- Hellions. Preachers burp, One of the surprise candidates levels of our life as a nation altar of expediency trast to the vastness of life, the This incident precured as p.art Spnng for vice-president IS George P The verdict of "sloppy work, Satisfectlon With less-than- greatness of the globe, the of a .pre-sum~er camp t~~tJcal . Along With the JOYSof sprmg- Mahoney. George says he does- manship and poor design" was maximum effort. ~ow colors otherness of people, the other, h ~~~~il~ge~:~~~;;ni~e h~~~~r?; :~~~:~!v~~~,o~~:or~n:;o'd~~~:: ~~~:;~I~eS;~~~ \~:~:Ut~\~!ea~~; ~:Ol~~nd~ct~;:~c;f::1 t~hee~~~ ~:nYfe~ce:~so~~t~~VI~:~a!n~~~~ ~~:pao:si~~a.y~ar~~d ~~~s alil~en~ Robinson {previously a pro-golf MISS Stoner ~ cough medicine election for old time's sake. that was awarded the contract Spoken and written English IS :vorld. 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After best friends faces to hold office. 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