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PAGE FOUR The Gold Bug, Western Maryland College, Westminster, Md. PATRONIZE OUR WHO'S WHO AT W. M. C. Freshmen! ADVERTISERS In accordance with its annual cus- Delta Pi Alpha - (Preachers) E. tom, the Gold Bug presents the fol- Pershing Volkart, president. lowing list of "who's who" at West- Gamma Beta Chi - (Gamma Bets) YOUR PATRONAGE ern Maryland College. The incom- Leonard C. Graham, president. Phone 304 ing freshmen may consult this list IS INVITED Gloria Beauty Parlor FOR THE BIGGEST AND as a guide. Pi Alpha Alpha-(Black and White) Milton Hendrickson, president. We Specia!ize In BEST Officers of Administration Sororities PERMANENT WAVING Dips of Ice Cream, Dr. Fred G. Holloway, president of Delta Sigma Kappa- Sarah Adkins, FINGER WAVING the college. MARCELLING Giant Milk Shakes president. Dr. William R. McDaniel, vice-preai- Phi Alpha Mu-Dorothy Vinup, presi- HAIR BOBBING 25c and other Eats go to dent and treasurer. dent. JOHN EVERHART Facials-Manicuring Mr. Samuel B. Schofield, dean of the W. W. Club-Virginia Calloway, 82 West Main Street Hillside Inn college. president. The College Barber WESTMINSTER, MD. Dr. Lloyd M. Bertholf, dean of fresh- Clubs end Organizations and Bobber Y. M. C. A. - Franklin F. Stevens, Miss Bertha S. Adkins, dean of president. AT THE FORKS Y. W. C. A.-Charlotte Coppage, Miss Catherine 'I'rawick, assistant president. to the dean of women. College Sunday School-Charles R. ROYAL GRILL Ehrhardt, president. Mr. Forrest Free, dean of men. Dr. Alvey M. Isanogle, dean of the Women's Athletic Association-Hazel Gompf, president. School of Education. ,Vomen's Student Government-Ethel- Restaurant and Soda Fountain Dr. Lawrence C. Little, dean of the berta Gosnell, president. School of Religious Education. Men's Student Government-Anthony Mrs. Anna H. Isanogle, registrar. Ortenai, president. I Miss Louise B. Fisher, assistant re- International Relations Club - Anne gistrar. Chew, president. Miss Minnie M. Ward, librarian. Debating-Alfred Goldberg, manager. Mr. Ralph Myers, superintendent of Tau Kappa Alpha-Alfred Goldberg, buildings and grounds. president. Student Publications Argonauts - Eleanor Taylor, presi- The Aloha-James C. Coleman, editor. dent. 21 EAST MAIN STREET The Gold Bug-Alfred Goldberg, edi- Other Organizations i-College Play- EVER victorious. "Old l-en- tor-in-chief. ers, Officers Club, College Choir, sides" proved herself worthy WESTMINSTER, MARYLAND College Orchestra, College Glee of the eenfldenee of a youn~ Fraternities Club Home Economics Club, Inter- and sorely beset r.ation._The Alpha Gamma Tau-(Bachelors) Fraternity Council, Inter-Sorority "Conditution" and her gallant Sherwood Balderson, president. Council, and Beta Beta Beta. crew could be tlepended on! II is our pride to be worthy of . Subscribe to the the confidence reposed in U~ This Collegiate Wodd GOLD BUG by the people of this commun- Western Maryland ity_ The jewelry purchase you (By Associated Collegiate Press) make here can be depended SPORTSWEAR of all kinds on to be a good one I Would you belive it~ Here we had thought that the literary lights 'had " CAS5t:I:.L·S CORDUROY JACKETS blown out of sports. Bill Shakespeare JEWELERS graduated from Notre Dame, and J.WM.HULL,_"ER·5IE.MAIN 5T. QUARTER SLEEVE SHIRTS Henry Wadsworth Longfellow left and Fnished WHITE TERRY CLOTH JACKETS Northwestern. But no. Now "The Last of the Mohicans", James Feni- WESTERN MARYLAND SWEATERS more Cooper, has popped up at Mar- quette U. Special I The College Grill Some of the students at the Univ- erty of Kentucky go to great length $1.25 PENNANT VALUES FOR .75 for an education. Imagine covering 1l,800 miles just to go to school. From China? India? No, they only live about 30 odd miles from the BAILISH & RINEHEIMER campus, but they commute daily. One The Westminster Savings Bank of the fellows figures that he burns Room 30, Owings Hall approximately 785 gallons of gas dur- ing the school year, which amounts to . . . let's see . . . maybe you'd COMMERCIAL-SAVINGS better figure it out for yourself. I Member Maiden-Munchausens arc in a class by themselves. And here we had Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation OPERA HOUSE FOR YOUR thought all along that men were the III greatest fabricators of fables and fancies. However-and this is the WESTMINSTER, MD. FALL AND WINTER rub--the committee of judges at a liar's contest staged at the Univer- I CLOTHING sity of California, conceding that wo- men are superior in this sinful art, Welcome Class of '41 WED" THUR., FRI., SAT •• refused to let the questionable fairer See PENNEY'S sex have the opportunity of compet- SEPT. 22 to 25 ing against the men. Now they have ~ PAUL MUNI Always a large stock to select their own place in the "Iie-ing-sun". You've heard it a hundred times if MAKE THIS YOUR HEADQUARTERS from. Qualities are high and not more, but here it is again in its LUISE RAINER prices right. new fall-model guise: "Boy Bites -FOR- Beast!" It all happened near the state train- in ing school of Red Wing, Minnesota- Sodas Candies Young Men's this dramatization of the Methuselaic SUITS, OVERCOATS, "man-bite-dog" gag. "THE Ray Billy gave rookie Journalism SWEATERS, SHOES, instructors the latest version when he Light Lunches SHIRTS, ETC. tried to capture a liberty-loving wea- sel. As all good weasels will do in GOOD similar circumstances, this one wrap- SMART DRESSES, COATS, ped its mouth around Billy's right hand. When the "fur-fang" showed OUR CIGARETTES ... .......2 packages for 25c COAT SUITS, SHOES, mule tendencies, refusing to be pried EARTH" HOSE, ETC. loose, Billy bit him hard with his strong teeth until the animal passed Ui Young Women out, ~ The poor coeds at German universi- GRIFFIN'S GOODIE SHOP MATINEE ties and colleges acquire their educa- EVERY SATURDAY 1. c. PENNEY CO. tion by degrees, and at the end of Opposite State Theatre 2:30 P. M. their courses most of them can't get their diplomas anyway.