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THE PLUMBER

Good 01' Jim W'lSthe town's best plumber

Z He worked 'lll day. the night 'lnd the summer

!lJ He W'lSin dem'lnd-he h'ld to work diligently

rAo His only drawback W'lSwhat others could see

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no Now Jimbo W'lSno mdin'lt"y de-cloqqer
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~, His skills were unmatched with Drain-O or 'luget"

~ Truth W'lS,guess what? Jim h'ld the biggest Plumber's Butt

~ No pants could contain this horrible sight

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(lj' The people they'd f'lint 'lnd tum white
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!lJ Despite his shame. 'lll the children he'd scare
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ro With views of his S'lggy underwear

o how he'd try coverinq his near barren thigh

He'd show h'llf a cheek, the git"lswould 'lll c""Y

He h'ld to take action to solve his perplexity,

50 he purchased 'l belt with a name fot" its qu'llity

Aftet" this he went sh'light to work

Like a beaver he W'lS,with no time to shirk

He bent over, 'lnd though pom Jim W'lSunwilling

Like a squished donut, his buns escaped like ielly filling

He W'lStruly embarrassed by this 'lwful session

And thus decided to seek a new protession

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