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RETURNS ST[LL M[SS[NC Two Eastern Shore farmers were conversing in a store after a windstorm had swept their part of the country. Bil!-"By the way. Hanks, did the wind damage your new barn at all?" Hanks-'Tm not just able to say now, for [ haven't found it yet." ." .. '" - ~ ff,.", .... Tern: "When is your birthday?" Ethel: "When ,will it be most convenient for you, Tom 1" Jimmy: "T suppose you dance." Jimmie: "I love to," Jimmy: "Great! That beats dancing anytime." TOO BR[CHT FOR TEACHER PupiI-"Do you know. teacher, there is one word in the dictionary always pronounced wrong?" Teacher-"Why, Johnny, what is it?" Johnny-"Wrong, of course," "Why reach across the table like that. Haven't you a tongue?" "Yes. But it wouldn't stretch that far," Jake: "Hattie says she thinks I'm a wit:' George: 'Well, she's half right." "Pleaso?" "No." "Just this once?" "Positively, no." "Aw-e-please ?" "I said no, John." "But, rna, all the other boys arc going barefoot." She: (Silence.) He: (Silence.) She: "Why so quiet?" He: "Oh t I was just listening to you." rwo N'''''hed I"orly-sevllt'